you never shut up. seriously... i'm all the way across the house, and i can still hear your voice at full volume. i can hear every word in the sentence that you are saying, in the dialogue that you are having, etc. is it really necessary to talk with such self importance all of the time? i honestly don't know how you do it. it's bad enough that you walk around with a stick up your butt on your best day. do you really need to top off your king kong esque attitude with long soliloquies of your self importance? what the fuck happened to you as a little kid that made you so self righteous?? do you realize in your quest to be original that you are a living breathing example of a stereotype that all college students hate? you're the girl that asks questions in class just to hear yourself talk. thank god i've never taken a class with you because if i had, i would have wanted to slam my head against a desk every time you began to open your mouth. i understand that i want to go to bed at a seemingly early time for a college student, and i by no means am trying to govern your sleeping patterns but could you at least have some decency to shut your damn pie hole or at least avoid talking at the top of your lungs while you're having a simple phone conversation so that the rest of us can sleep? seriously, what a bitch. how dare you criticize me for coming home before 1 am on the weekends. sorry i'm not sorry you have no social life. don't take your self misery out on the rest of us by keeping us up during the week when you decide it's okay for you to stay up late. bitch.
